OK. I have just secured the following copyright:  "The Official Senior Texting Stylebook©." 

I have started collecting the texting codes of my senior friends.  I have a fellow musician friend, Mike Wilkins, to thank for the inspiration that started with his initial Facebook posting of the following:

SENIORS TEXTING CODE.....ATD..At The Doctors. BFF..Best Friend Fell. BTW..Bring the Wheelchair. BYOT..Bring       Your Own Teeth. FWIW..Forgot Where I Was. GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low. GHA..Got Heartburn Again. IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On. LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out. OMMR..On My Massage Recliner. ROFLACGU....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up. TTYL..Talk To You Louder.

So, if you are 'one of us' and would like to contribute, feel free to do so! I will even give you contributor credits when this inspirational piece of literature is published. Email your suggestions to me at: lajuana@lajuanamurphy-brann.com … 

And please be advised … I will be discreet in what we include! In other words, We have certain standards here, people!